Saturday, May 3, 2025

TV Season Review: Cobra Kai Season 6

Spoilers alert








Quite the finale.  Wow, they sure threw a lot at us

I didn't care so much for the middle episodes; the drama felt forced.  I'm talking around the spoiler, haha.  It felt less natural than the earlier Tori-Robbie-Sam-Miguel romantic drama to me; we know more about each's backstories, and love them by the time they start being too promiscuous.  I like the aggressive Korean kid fine, but the newest European team is uninteresting to me.  Even their coach just isn't as compelling a villain as Silver, Kreese, or grandpa Cobra Kai.  As technically skilled karate opponents, they're impressive, but emotionally, they lack the same level of connection that the others have, especially Kreese and younger Terry Silver (either from Karate Kid 2 or 3).  Terry is like the perfect freaking villain.  So devious and manipulative.  It helps that he's hella rich, too

The ending was amazing.  The level of self-doubt Tori and Robbie had was very relatable, if a bit weak.  And the nostalgic throwbacks with all our favorite characters was super cool.  100% worked for me.  New-Miyagi-Do's comeback was compelling, and I did genuinely think they could lose.  Certainly Miyagi-Do and Cobra Kai have lost before, though I guess not in the finals against unknown enemies?  It's been awhile; I'd have to think more deliberately to remind myself.  Anyway, I wasn't 100% confident they'd pull through, but ofc they ended up doing so

Johnny and Miguel were such a throwback to S1, always some of my favorites.


5.6 / 6 stars

Friday, March 28, 2025

Movie Review: Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World's End

My second favorite of the series, right after the initial movie

Such an epic fight scene at the end, and the culmination of the build up from movie 2!  Jack as usual is hilarious and clever, and Elizabeth also does very well in this one.  We see Captain Barbosa return as well, a very welcome addition compared to movie 2

The ending is a bit disappointing for Will and Elizabeth, but I suppose some realism can be better than a usual perfect Disney ending 

Other honorable mentions: Jack's dad, Norrington's repeated flip flopping, and Davy Jones returns as an absolutely terrifying villain

5 / 6 stars 

Movie Review: Eragon

Not as good as the books.  They hardly showed Eragon formally learning magic at all, and didn't invest enough time into the writing and pacing to make me love these people.  In fact, perhaps the most emotional bonding scene in the whole movie happens like 10 minutes in, between Eragon and his brother / cousin

The special effects are definitely a strong point, though.  And the soundtrack at the end is very nostalgic for me personally, as an Avril Lavigne fan

Still, overall, I can't recommend this adaptation that highly; please read the books instead 

3.5 / 6 stars

Wednesday, March 19, 2025

Movie Review: Toy Story 3

Gosh do I have a lot to say about this one.  Much much more than the recent movies I felt were misses.  I do recommend you watch the Toy Story movies in order to have the best experience.  The movie is also the most emotional and powerful if you grew up with these characters, but I'm sure you'll enjoy it either way

I definitely was crying largely because I saw it in theaters for the first time, so if you can catch a rerun on IMAX, I highly recommend it.  2 didn't move me quite as much because of the visual effects, but there's a very emotional scene towards the end of 3 which was much more emotional on the big screen when I saw it the first time

Toy Story 3 won't be quite as emotional if you didn't watch the first two movies when you were a kid, though.  A lot of people my age cried when they saw it in theaters for the first time because we were all little kids when the first one came out, so we relate to Andy (he's like 5-11 in the first movie; he's the kid who owns all the toys who are the main characters).  And in this one he's 17 and going off to college, so he hardly ever plays with our friends anymore.  Woody is particularly attached to Andy, as you're used to, so this is especially hard for him

My favorite parts of Toy Story 3 besides the emotional hits from two scenes near the end are Bonnie, Lotso, Ken and Barbie (they're funny), and Spanish Buzz (also funny)

Alrighty so a basic synopsis so you know what you're getting into: Toy Story 3 is a children's movie released by Pixar, a studio started by John Lasseter, an animator who used to work at Disney until he got fired for repeatedly trying to make a 3-D movie.  Pixar is the incredibly successful fruit of that dream, many hours of blood sweat and tears from Lasseter, Ed Catmull, Andrew Stanton, Brad Bird, many others, and Steve Jobs' money.  Jobs had a few other contributions, but the main contribution was saving Pixar from financial ruin

Toy Story is the very first feature-length film from Pixar, and Toy Story 2 was their third.  So people are very invested in these movies, having grown up with these stories

Woody is Andy's oldest and/or favorite toy (it depends which movie, but I'd say Woody is his favorite, even over Buzz in the first movie).  He's also the de facto leader of all of Andy's toys.  This cowboy wrangles the cattle to work together, keep them informed, and always stay faithful to Andy, the boy he absolutely loves

Spoilers from the first two movies, though nothing about the major plot twists or endings:

The basic plot of the first Toy Story is that Andy gets a cool new space toy with flashing lights, a space suit, and wings for his birthday.  That toy is Buzz Light-year, an iconic cartoon sensation within the Toy Story cinematic universe, and all Buzz Light-years are born believing they are heroes saving the Galaxy from the Evil Emperor Zurg, even when they (of course) cannot actually fly, shoot lasers, and can breathe regular Earth air without their space suits

Woody is jealous because Andy has a new favorite toy, and other hijinks ensue which are not that important to appreciating TS3

We also meet Slink, Bo Peep, Hamm, Mr. Potato Head, Rex in the first movie.  Slink is Woody's right hand man, who Potato Head calls a suck up.  He's just supposed to be Woody's dog; obviously your own dog is gonna be sycophantically in love with you more than most people would be.  As a utility for the group, Slink can also be tossed around over very great lengths, and will return to his normal size reliably.  So he ends up being a ladder a lot of the time

Bo Peep is Woody's love interest and friend, supporting him more than most of the toys do.  Tho I guess Potato Head and Buzz are the main toys that come into serious conflict with Woody.  She ends up having her feature movie in TS4, and does not show up in 3

Mr. Potato Head is a sarcastic character who has a few funny lines, Hamm is basically the same, but he is a piggy bank instead of a walking, talking potato (voiced by the Pixar-iconic John Ratzenberger, who has a role in every Pixar movie), and Rex is a neurotic cowardly dinosaur who usually just follows what the group wants.  In 2, we see Rex obsessed with video games.  He is also very funny, but less in a "what a comedian" kind of way and more in a "this guy is a prop for the group and we're laughing at him being funny unintentionally, or because of the situation.

And then in 2, we meet Jessie and Bullseye, who are characters in "Woody's Round Up", an old Western TV show that was popular before Andy was born.  Somehow no one in the TSCU recognizes Woody as a character from this cartoon outside of the second movie, whereas plenty of kids recognize Buzz Light-year in various movies

Anyway, I digress; Jessie is the cowgirl and Bullseye is Woody's trusty steed.  Bullseye is basically a Slink clone except he's physically a horse and can't talk.  He is extremely attached to Woody.  Barbie also shows up in this movie and/or 1 as Andy's little sister Molly's toy, though she plays a larger role in this one.  She and Ken are funny together, especially the part where she spouts off Constitution / DoI esque language

So at this point in the review, even if you read no further, when you watch 3, you will recognize and appreciate these characters.  Again, I recommend watching all of the movies in order, but at least this much synopsis and character description will help you follow this movie

One of my favorites of all time, probably top 10

5.8 / 6 Stars

Tuesday, March 18, 2025

Movie Review: Home Sweet Hell

They executed on this plot really well.  Katherine Heigl and the male lead both do their roles really well and got me emotionally invested, even as I was multitasking.

The new hire employee was also good at playing the young femme fatale, and she definitely got caught up in the wrong crowd.  Obviously it was partially her fault, but it was mostly those thugs she fell in with, Jesus Christ 

They did overdo the whole "you have to be a complete sociopath to succeed" message a bit, especially with the daughter.  But on the whole, they did very well

5.25 / 6 Stars

Monday, March 17, 2025

Movie review: Bull Durham

 A movie about two minor league baseball players, their groupie / coach's assistant, and a few ancillary chums, it basically just bored me.  The characters weren't particularly relatable, so the ups and downs of Crash and the team's fortunes didn't particularly have me invested

One thing I particularly disliked and didn't understand was how great Crash played and how underappreciated he was, largely because he didn't vouch for himself or hire an agent to help promote his excellent batting average and number of home runs

Again, not a huge fan.  You may certainly feel differently, though.  I'm not that big a fan of baseball

3 / 6 Stars

Movie review: 100 girls

This was like American Pie but less funny.  If you haven't seen American Pie, it's basically just softcore porn with the funny antics of Stiffler and a few other charming and relatable moments

2.5 / 6 Stars